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Below are a few of the places we like to call on our lunch break.
The French Consulate / New York: (212) 606-3600
The French Consulate / San Francisco: (415) 397-4330
The French Consulate / Chicago: (312) 327-5200
THE FORTIFIED COMPOUND:
A Healthy dose of paranoia and our two rabid fans have forced us into a defensive position in our home town of Seattle where we can be reached at the following address.
612 Cherry Avenue NE
Bainbridge Island, WA 98110