Horses Cut Shop


Horses Cut Shop wants you to love your t-shirt like a roomy Canadian loves their Hockey Night in Canada. If you're not deep in a groove of satisfaction after receiving your purchase, please return the item(s) for an exchange or full refund of the purchase price. All returns must be made within 7 days of receiving your order….unless you can prove you are an astronaut or were falsely accused of a crime by the police and were in the slammer. Oh, one more thing, there are no returns or refunds on items discounted more than 40%.


We were going to say that sending something back to us is as easy as pie but then we started to think. Have you ever actually made pie? We tried it and discovered it is much harder than the old saying would have you believe. Our conclusion is that if something is really easy it should be described as easier than pie. Enough about that…

Before returning an item for a refund or exchange be sure to contact us to confirm the item qualifies and to let us know what is coming. Return shipping must include a tracking number emailed at the time of your shipping, along with your name to You are responsible for return shipping, voting, cleaning up your room and calling your mother on her birthday.

If you're asking for an exchange, we'll send your replacement item(s) at no charge. If the item(s) you request is not available when the return is processed, we will contact you and offer you the choice between a) an alternate item, b)a bowl of chili and fruit roll ups, or c) a full refund.

All returned items must be in the original condition you received them in. Sorry, we do not accept washed items, items with bullet holes, baby barf or rips caused by ferrel animals or poltergeists. If a washed item is returned, we’ll have to send it back.

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